Best Job Ever

LONDON (Reuters) – Found: drinking companions to join elderly gentleman for a friendly beer at his local pub.
Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home.
He offered the lucky winner 7 pounds ($14) an hour plus expenses and, after sifting through the applicants, decided on a job-share. Drinking duties are to be divided between a retired doctor and a former military man.
“Dad’s now going to be going down to the pub several times a week — three with his new friends and twice with me,” Mike Hammond told The Times on Thursday. “I want to give him some of his old life back.”

Ram-bo

This hapless sheep has become a real life ‘ram-bo’ after inadvertently abseiling down a hill when its horn became snagged on an electricity wire.
The unfortunate sheep was spotted bleating for help more than 15 feet above the ground next to an telegraph pole.
Amazed onlookers watched the ram descend from a grazing pasture – apparently accidentally – while dangling from a live wire.


Luckily he did not catch the current from the wire.
The drama unravelled at the small town of Helgoysund on the Norwegian coast on Wednesday.
Tourists at the scene mounted a rescue attempt and eventually roped him to pull him back to ground level in little over an hour.
Bemused spectators suggested he may have been trying to take the fast route down to a herd of ewes grazing in the field below.



Marita Vestersjo Landsnes, aged 13, caught the calamity on her camera phone. The schoolgirl said she couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw the sheep sliding down the live wire.
Her dad Geir Landsnes, 45, also watched the dramatic events unfold. He said Marita would never to go out without a camera again.
He said: ‘As a reward for his embarrassing predicament we helped him to achieve his quest by allowing him access to the ladies.
‘My wife saw something surreal from the kitchen window and realised it was the sheep hanging five to six metres off the ground from the wire by its horn and called me straight away, asking what to do.
‘I asked my daughter Marita to photograph the rescue operation so I could see the images of what had happened.
‘Marita is so proud that her images and I’ve encouraged her not to leave the house without her camera.’
The sheep had been grazing on the hill. He had got his horn stuck on the zip wire and as he got more agitated, was pulled down the hill on the wire he was attached to and ended more than up five metres above the ground.
The German tourists were in the area because the Landsnes family, alongside the sheep farm, run a small vacation place on the Norwegian island.
The sheep escaped unharmed.

wife of a mechanism to read newspapers and have sex by her husband's request

A Japanese man was able to invent a robot on the female body is doing all household chores throughout the twenty four hours and does not speak unless asked to, and read the newspaper aloud and recognize the drink of choice and form an attractive and have sex by her husband's request.

And the newspaper "Corriere della Sera" that the Italian inventor Japanese living in Canada decided to invent for himself an ideal wife to be his partner in his life after he tired of looking for a girl specifications satisfy his desires without the issue of any complaint. And has already begun the young man claims to me Truong "33 years" working on the project and was able to accomplish in two years of continuous work day and night and fired on the invented "Echo", and spent by 16 thousand euros and sold for him his car and requested a loan from the bank. The age of the wife mechanism twenty years and recognize the colors and the faces and read some Japanese and English and speak 13 thousand buyers in both languages, and solve mathematical equations and identify trends. For his part, said that Truong did not find the girl of his dreams was the only choice available is to make them using the technology. He explained that the female mechanism characterized most of the female characteristics and are made of silicon, and react if he touched one in some places, and if embraced a strongly you slapped in the face. They are equipped with all the human emotions, and so far have not been programmed sexually, but available if necessary. He concluded by saying that he was the inventor of a heart attack last year, and suffered a lot of nurses, whereas now he had a wife working 24 hours a day without complaining or leave requests, it is already the ideal wife.

crazy Russian millionaire !

Russian is Yuri babian who created the vacuum him closer to the crazy  man after scattering his money decided that shape in the form of coins at home to cover the entire floor of the house. Millionaire lives in the city of Novosibirsk, Russia's third largest city, did not leave a spot in the floor of the house only Brushes  where the coins to follow them everywhere

the Tree of ... gravity!

The most important  tree in the history!!

It is a tree which because of  fell apple on top of  Isaac Newton  discovered gravity ..

This is the tree that is in the picture before you, and that of the apple fell on top of the world physicist Isaac Newton, which then began to think of what fell down and did not fall to the top and then in the end God has authorized the discovery of gravity!!

350-year-old tree and found his mother on a farm in Lincolnshire - England specifically at Woolsthorpe Manor.

Ferrari will inflict Lamborghini at Dubai Police

Dubai has a police patrol on the finest cars in the world, where last week joined the fleet of cars Lamborghini Aventador for the police cars to work in Dubai to maintain security and to be a cultural manifestation of the state, which is the focus of attention of anyone in the world currently.As a continuation of excellence which has always sought by the UAE government and people has been announced that Ferrari will catch peers Allamborgeny to work together in a police patrol in Dubai, especially in places high as' Burj Khalifa 'and' Bolivar 'and' Jumeirah Beach Residence 'and' JPR '.

Those cars will help in maintaining security faster than before and will be concerned with adjusting road security with the help of regular police patrols, but will not transport any of wanted  persons by this car because of its high value of the car. Many have circulated pictures luxury car to the extent that some of the student police chief Dahi Khalfan public via social networking sites that led Icomo cars New Journal at no charge.

the Most Expensive Tea

World’s Most Expensive Tea it will be Panda Poop

Just as the world's fanciest coffee is made from the partially digested coffee beans plucked from a Filipino tree rodent's poop, the world's fanciest tea will soon be created from the dung of panda bears.

Wildlife expert An Yashi is launching the special blend of green tea, which could cost up to $36,000 per pound, Australia’s SBC.com reported.

Yashi, a college lecturer at Sinchuan University, said using panda excrement to fertilize the tea plants has a health-promoting upside because it contains nutrients from one of the bear’s favorite meals — bamboo.

“Pandas have a very poor digestive system and only absorb about 30 percent of everything they eat: that means their excrement is rich in fibers and nutrients,” said Yashi, noting that those nutrients make their way into the tea through the fertilization process.

“Just like green tea, bamboo contains an element that can prevent cancer — and enhance green tea’s anti-cancer effects — if it is used as fertilizer for the tea.”

Yashi, who collects the dung at a panda breeding center in southern China, said he hopes the tea will snag him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records once it’s released.

But he’s not the first to use feces to fertilize tea plants. Kopi Luwak, the world’s most expensive coffee, is made from droppings of the Indonesian civet cat.